DeathsKnight
Introduction:
Just a joke I remembered, I didn’t see it under the jokes, but if it’s there, I am sorry that it seems like I’m copying other people’s work
“I wanna see Natalie”
The lady looks the man up and down, he clearly doesn’t have a lot of money.
“Sir to see Natalie you will have to pay $1,000 for half an hour”
“Is no problem, I have ze money”
Just then a gorgeous brunette in a black evening gown comes down the stairs and the guy looks at her
“Natalie?”
“Yes?”
“I want to spend a little time with you”
She smirks at the man’s apearance
“It will cost you $1,000”
The guy takes out a roll of cash and hands it to her, they go upstairs, do the dirty and he leaves half an hour later. The next day the guy is back, he knocks, the madame opens and is quite surprised that the guy is back
“I wanna see Natalie”
“Well it’s still $1,000”
“No problem, I have ze money”
He shows her the money, he goes upstairs, hand the money to Natalie, spend half an hour poking her clam and leaves
So it continues for three more days, after the fifth day Natalie turns to him while he’s dressing and says
“You know it’s the first time that somebody came back so many times, where are you from?”
“I am from Tel Aviv”
Natalie sits up
“Really? I have a sister in Tel Aviv”
The guy grins and replies
“I know, she gave me $5,000 to give you”
